If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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