great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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