My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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