i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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