You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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