She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Randomize
