I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i would punch a child for taco bell
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
