I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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