To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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