I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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