Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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