I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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