But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She announced her abortion via fbk
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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