you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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