IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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