if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
God, I missed his penis.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
