i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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