dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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