Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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