just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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