Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
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