Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I would fuck him just for his dog
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
The adults are the big ones right?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Randomize
