i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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