I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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