my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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