Is it normal to miss your booty call?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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