So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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