He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
of course. lets lasso hookers.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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