You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
