GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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