If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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