So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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