But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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