Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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