I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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