all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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