maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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