And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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