That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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