I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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