It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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