She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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