I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
