She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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