worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Is Oprah even human
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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