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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
