okay pat passed out under dana's car
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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