He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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