dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
