Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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